When you sneeze so hard that your moustache changes lips…
Since hair can’t be preserved in fossils, we can’t rule out the possibility that dinosaurs looked like this.
F you for being another dog!
When you accidentally summon a demon while trying to pronounce IKEA furniture names…
When you’ve got a deep rage burning inside you but you’ve got to act nice because you’re at work…
When you try and set your friend up with someone…
