Guy Spends A Week On Tinder As A Toilet And Got Over 200 Matches. Here’s How That Went.

I’ll preface this by saying: I had never used Tinder before this experiment and, frankly, I’m not sure I ever will again. Tis a scary place. 
First I set up my profile. I wanted it to be clear that I was actually a toilet.

 

Then I turned Oliet loose on the world, and in 24 hours had 100+ matches:

 

The immediate outpouring of love was humbling:

 

But of course, there was also good deal of this:

 

 

And yeah, sometimes it got extra weird:

 

*wink wonk*

 

Some of my matches were totally game to play along:

 

While others really struggled with the idea of a toilet on Tinder:

 

 

 

And while a few people were pretty stoked to be Tinder-ing a toilet:

 

 

Others were totally underwhelmed:

 

I did learn that people tend to be so much more than their profile descriptions.
34-DD, DTF, sometimes gets too drunk…

 

… and apparently really LOVES toilets.

 

And I also learned that with great power, comes great responsibility.
This poor girl will probably never look at a toilet the same way again:

 

I learned how incredibly lonely and sometimes unfortunate some people on Tinder can be:

 

And yes, by the end of the week, I even sort of wound up getting a date out of the whole thing:

 

In the end, Oliet had over 200 matches that stuck around… with a pretty even distribution of men and women (and surprisingly, I only encountered 8 bots).

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