1. Taken before he became a literal pain in the ass
2. Taken before somebody lost their lunch to the dog
3. Taken before a bad case of road rash
4. Taken before this guy learned a lot about gravity
5. Taken before she realized she’s not a kid anymore
6. Taken before she even knew she was getting wet
7. Taken before being soaked in salt water turned into being soaked in muddy water
8. Taken before doubling over in pain
9. Taken before a poor choice led to a lot of pain
10. Taken before he realized he should have worn a helmet
11. Taken before an allergic reaction to a beesting
12. Taken before having to go all the way back downstairs
13. Taken before a slobber shower
14. Taken before he ruined her best pink blouse
15. Taken before they embarrassed their teen daughter
16. Taken before a few people got sticky
17. Taken before he got a nose job
18. Taken before he lost the argument
19. Taken before realizing goats are not indoor pets
20. Taken before she became the hottest woman in the room
21. Taken before the man bun came into style
22. Taken before he got a cold chill
23. Taken before learning not to let go of the handlebars
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