Death by booty bump:
Death by inflatable slide (accompanied by mud somersault):
Death by poor depth perception:
Death by man-made bottle rocket:
Death by friendly fire:
Death by storage container stair tumble:
Death by balloon blast to the face:
Death by bathroom shenanigans:
Death by employee playing a terrible prank:
Death by unauthorized vehicle on the road:
Death by spawns of Satan (also known as geese):
Death by torched crotch:
Death by inadequate ninja skills:
Death by over-protective mother:
Death by intense spin by daddy:
Multiple deaths by inefficient swing skills:
Death by inability to parkour properly:
Death by ultimate hit in the balls:
Death by trying to be cute:
Death by air mattress:
And I know all of those people up there aren’t really dead, but I can’t speak for this kid…
Nevermind. Yep, dead.
