1. Globes, because everyone knows that girls see the world in pink!
2. It’s about time they made special sprinkles for boys.
3. You better make sure that your girl gets some special tape just for her.
4. And how can we expect a girl to use a hammer if it’s not pink?
5. Girls just won’t eat goldfish crackers unless they say they have a princess on the package.
6. Because normal earplugs just won’t do for a girl.
7. Don’t you dare let boys and girls use the same pens.
8. Apples are no longer just for boys!
9. They may read the same books, but boys and girls should not use the same bookmarks.
10. Better give boys and girls separate glue sticks, otherwise they might catch cooties.
11. God forbid that boys and girls read the same Bible!
12. It would be shocking if boys and girls used the same extension cords!
13. Because it wouldn’t be a costume for girls if it weren’t sexy.
14. Don’t let boys get a hold of these earbuds, they are STRICTLY for girls!
15. Boys stuff just needs to be bigger than girls stuff.
16. Girls have to have to have their own binoculars, otherwise they can’t go bird watching.
17. And everyone knows pickles should be gender specific.
18. You get a more accurate reading if you use the right thermometer for boys and girls.
19. And don’t forget to separate girls and boys during tea time!