1. The proportions seem… just a little bit off.
2. When you can see your life displayed by the paparazzi you really have no excuse to dress like this.
Although frankly no one ever should.
3. HE IS WEARING A BELT.
4. Who’s ready for dinner?!
Not me. I’m not ready to eat dinner with you because your pants are super weird.
5. The fact that this seems to have been taken for some type of fashion shoot is simply inexplicable.
6. Too much.
7. This woman is just the worst.
8. But you know what? This guy is the best!
9. At this point just bring a blanket in with you.
10. Is this…slutty? I don’t even know what adjective describes my disgust and discomfort around these.